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$100 Giveaway to the Best Pirate Pickup Line!
Posted on August 20th, 2009 60 comments
That’s right, we’re giving away $100 for the best pirate pickup line! You don’t need an iPhone to win.To enter, all you have to do is:
1) Comment below with your best Pirate Pickup Line. Be sure to enter your correct email address so we can contact you if you win!
2) Tweet : “I just entered a contest for the best pirate pickup line! Check it out here: http://budurl.com/6969 #piratepickuplines”.
At 4:00pm PST on Sunday, August 23rd, we’ll no longer accept submissions and compile all of the entries into a Youtube video. We’ll hold a quick poll to find out which one people like best. On Thursday, August 27th (1 week from today), we’ll announce the winner on twitter. Please follow us on twitter for notifications at twitter.com/icaptionmobile.
1 entry per valid email address, and we will only accept the earliest of duplicate (or near duplicate) entries.
It only takes 30 seconds, so enter your Best Pirate Pickup Line in the comment field below. Good luck!

For official contest rules, please click here.
Update: Submissions will no longer be accepted because contest is now closed. Winner will be announced as scheduled per the contest rules. Thank you for all of your wonderful Pirate Pickup Lines, and Good Luck!!!
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60 responses to “$100 Giveaway to the Best Pirate Pickup Line!”

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Want to see my buried treasure?
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me lehhdehh, ye make me forget which of me leg is wood argh not! Whatya say ya mehk it happn wid the Cap’n?
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If ya gonna play with it ya have to be real careful with it, cos if you’re not you could poke ya eye out like I did.
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Brie Padfield August 20th, 2009 at 19:44
Yar! I like yer booty almost as much as I like me treasure!
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I am going to take a different angle….
Hey, don’t I remember you from the Napster party a few years back? Wanna come back to my place and listen to my 300,000 song collection?
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Ya see I have this wobbly peg leg….and there is this game called just the tip…
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I really like your blog and i respect your work. I’ll be a frequent visitor.
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Amanda August 20th, 2009 at 23:04
Arrrrrr ya wrenches available this evening for me and me mates to board and conquer yer vessels?
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Kristy August 20th, 2009 at 23:33
A little crude but….
Yarr young lass…ever been on a piece of wood that has a crew of 40 million seamen?
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Roxanne August 21st, 2009 at 04:25
Arrg, come board me ship and I’ll show ye my fine cutlass collection, Lass!
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After all me years of pillagin’ and plunderin’, yours is the finest booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
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Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
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Kelly Handlovitch August 21st, 2009 at 12:00
You are a pirates dream with a sunkin’ chest like that !!!
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donna joyce August 21st, 2009 at 12:14
Sink Me! Ye deadlights are like the briny sea — I’d dance the hempen jig for me chance to buy ye a bumboo:)
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Max Zamkow August 21st, 2009 at 13:42
Arrrr lassie. Give me yer booty and i’ll let you walk me plank
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Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
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“Arrgh! How’s about dancin’ with me one-eyed, pork-skinned fiddler? He be whistlin’ a merry tune tonight!”
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Could I borrow both your hands to raise me Jolly Roger while I discover your heaving buried chest and booty?
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Leslie D. August 22nd, 2009 at 19:07
Arrrgh, my ship is in for repairs. Can I stow me bounty in your booty? Okay that just sounds wrong, but was kind of fun to come up with!
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“Arrrrrr…arrrrr haaaarrrrrr harrrr aaarrr uhhhh ehhhh, ummmm, eeee….sorry, I thought you were someone else….”
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Sally B August 23rd, 2009 at 01:41
“See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.”
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susan varney August 23rd, 2009 at 05:45
shiver me timbers love the looks of your treasure chest matey!
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Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
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Heather C August 23rd, 2009 at 11:47
Ahoy, Cap’n! All hands on the jollyboat for a taste of the cat?
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Suzy Horvath August 23rd, 2009 at 13:49
“Arggh matey, let’s explore your poop deck so I can seize your booty”
“I just entered a contest for the best pirate pickup line! Check it out here: http://budurl.com/6969 #piratepickuplines”
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Suzy Horvath August 23rd, 2009 at 13:58
Hey I jus’ reckoned this, but ye look alot like me next beauty.
“I just entered a contest for the best pirate pickup line! Check it out here: http://budurl.com/6969 #piratepickuplines”
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Suzy Horvath August 23rd, 2009 at 14:00
Hello, I be a thief, an’ I be here t’ steal yer heart
“I just entered a contest for the best pirate pickup line! Check it out here: http://budurl.com/6969 #piratepickuplines”
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SHANEDAV August 23rd, 2009 at 23:18
Pardon me, but would you mind if I fired my cannon
through your porthole?
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Adam Rosenthal August 20th, 2009 at 16:06