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    Posted on August 26th, 2009 145 comments

    We have 53 valid submissions for the Pirate Pickup Line Contest! You can watch the video below, or just vote for your favorites underneath! (2 votes per IP address).

    Remember, the pickup line with the most votes will be declared the winner of the $100 grand prize, so ask your friends to come and vote too!

    Since the video took a little longer than expected to finish, we’re extending the voting period an extra two days. So, final votes will be tallied at exactly 4:00pm PST on Saturday, August 29th! The winner will be announced via Twitter at that time, and then the next day here on www.iCaptionMobile.com.

    Thank you again for your submissions, and enjoy the video. And yes, that’s me…in a Pirate Costume and Makeup…

    Which are your favorite Pirate Pickup Lines? (pick 2)

    • 12. “See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.” (23.0%, 15 Votes)
    • 35. Who the f*** is Johnny Depp?!?! (18.0%, 12 Votes)
    • 16. Ay, You want to play with my 12 pound balls. (14.0%, 9 Votes)
    • 40. Let’s have lunch. I’ll have my parrot call your parrot. (9.0%, 6 Votes)
    • 13. “Arrrrrr…arrrrr haaaarrrrrr harrrr aaarrr uhhhh ehhhh, ummmm, eeee….sorry, I thought you were someone else….” (8.0%, 5 Votes)
    • 5. Nice booty (8.0%, 5 Votes)
    • 51. You look like you could use a good pillage and a plunder. (8.0%, 5 Votes)
    • 47. “Gotta little Captain in ya?” (6.0%, 4 Votes)
    • 28. Prepare to be boarded (6.0%, 4 Votes)
    • 27. Hey poppin…. Can I take home your Sunkin’ Chest ??? (6.0%, 4 Votes)
    • 2. Hello, I be a thief, an’ I be here t’ steal yer heart. (5.0%, 3 Votes)
    • 31. After all me years of pillagin’ and plunderin’, yours is the finest booty I’ve ever laid eyes on. (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 49. Arrrrg, ye look like a lass who can shiver me timber. (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 36. Oooooo...who lives in a pineapple under the sea? (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 41. Hey, don’t I remember you from the Napster party a few years back? Wanna come back to my place and listen to my 300,000 song collection? (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 52. Arrrr… you ready to see me peg leg matey. (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 24. “Yo Ho Ho !!! Yeah, i’m talking to you !" (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 23. I’ve got my eye on you……My good one ! (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 29. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole? (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 14. Arrrgh, my ship is in for repairs. Can I stow me bounty in your booty? Okay that just sounds wrong, but was kind of fun to come up with! (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 18. Wanna make my Roger Jolly? (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 9. Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath! (3.0%, 2 Votes)
    • 32. My bonny lass, I’ll give ye my treasure for ye bounty. (2.0%, 1 Votes)
    • 45. Yar! I like yer booty almost as much as I like me treasure! (2.0%, 1 Votes)
    • 10. Shiver me timbers love the looks of your treasure chest matey! (2.0%, 1 Votes)
    • 26. You are a pirates dream with a sunkin’ chest like that !!! (2.0%, 1 Votes)
    • 19. arrr wanna ‘elp scrape the barnicles off me hull? (2.0%, 1 Votes)
    • 43. Aye lass, do ye fancy me anchor? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 42. “Yo, ho, ho! Want a bottle of rum?” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 44. Tis not me only peg leg! (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 20. X marks G spot. (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 46. Arr, can I swab ye poop deck? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 21. Arrrr lassie. Give me yer booty and i’ll let you walk me plank (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 48. If ya gonna play with it ya have to be real careful with it, cos if you’re not you could poke ya eye out like I did. (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 4. Ahoy, Cap’n! All hands on the jollyboat for a taste of the cat? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 50. me lehhdehh, ye make me forget which of me leg is wood argh not! Whatya say ya mehk it happn wid the Cap’n? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 3. Do you want to see my booty? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 1. Arrrrr ye here for the treasure, too? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 6. AArrrrgh! Would you like to see me piece of eight? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 8. How would you like to blow the man down? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 39. Ya see I have this wobbly peg leg….and there is this game called just the tip… (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 22. Want to take a swing in my hammock? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 17. “Arrgh! How’s about dancin’ with me one-eyed, pork-skinned fiddler? He be whistlin’ a merry tune tonight!” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 25. Sink Me! Ye deadlights are like the briny sea — I’d dance the hempen jig for me chance to buy ye a bumboo:) (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 15. Could I borrow both your hands to raise me Jolly Roger while I discover your heaving buried chest and booty? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 7. Your booty brings up the sails of my bottle of rum! (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 30. Ahoy, Beauty that is a might fine booty, arr! (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 11. Arggg…Would you like to swab me deck? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 33. Arrg, come board me ship and I’ll show ye my fine cutlass collection, Lass! (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 34. Yarr young lass…ever been on a piece of wood that has a crew of 40 million seamen? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 37. Yarr want to see me ship, tis the biggest ye ever seen. (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 38. Arrrrrr ya wrenches available this evening for me and me mates to board and conquer yer vessels? (0.0%, 0 Votes)
    • 53. Want to see my buried treasure? (0.0%, 0 Votes)

    Total Voters: 66

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